Don Boudreaux from Cafe Hayek had the exact same experience that I had Saturday morning:
But this morning Boomerang broadcast – and Thomas watched – this episode of a series from the early 1990s called "Captain Planet."
It’s awful! For the first time ever I was tempted to prevent him from
watching the t.v. show he chose to watch. I resisted the temptation.
But overhearing the nonsense spewing from the television made my skin
crawl, my head ache, my blood boil, my soul deflate.
From what I could tell, an evil businessman had commissioned the capture and killing of elephants. As far as style and content, the show is what you expect to get when you cross PETA and rabid environmentalism with Pokemon. Don gives this account:
A beautiful (if rather constipated-looking) Mother Nature gazes upon
the earth and laments the destruction unleashed by we foolish humans.
When she looks more closely she declares, horror-stricken, "It’s worse
than I thought!"
The hellish industrial scenes are allegedly from the early 22nd
century. Later in the show, a young man is transported back in time to
when grass was still green and gorillas still existed. He’s stunned to
find how beautiful the world was before headless humanity ruined it.
Of course, this noble young man and some friends eventually
encounter an evil business man – one complete with raspy voice,
sinister laughs, and motivated only by pure evil.
I tried to change the channel to something else (something more enjoyable and real-life, like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes), but my 4-year old durable, Alex, got upset. So I watched it with him and about tossed my breakfast an hour before I ate it. The show was that bad.