Here at Cracked.com. Via Mike Moffat who also thought of the title. Thus the quotes.
Personally, I kind of like #4: "Getting Rid of Useless Shit." I like it because it doesn't apply to me - well, in a sense. I just need to better-identify what shit will soon be useless. But after identifying such property, I am not afraid to get rid of useless shit, especially when said shit gets in my way repeatedly.
This evening, in fact, I tossed some marginally good leaks. I could have made my tasty potato garlic soup, but I didn't have all the ingredients and I didn't feel like eating it for the next couple of days. So, to me at least at this particular time, MC > MB and I tossed the leaks.
Just don't tell my wife. OK?