Good morning, Power Readers.
Yesterday was boxing day. Today is moving day. The next several days will be "no-internet-at-the-new-place-how-will-I-survive" day. In any case, how about a little KISS?
Joey Fatale, the 4-foot, 4-inch New Yorker who heads the all-dwarf KISS tribute band MiniKiss, is denying published reports that he tried to sneak past security last month at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas to confront a rival band leader, 4-foot "Little" Tim Loomis of Tiny Kiss, for allegedly ripping off his idea for such a group.
I'd like to be an Iron Maiden tribute band. Does anyone want a 6'1 215 pound guitar player who can play Iron Maiden? I'd be willing to be the fat Dave Murray in the Iron Fat Maiden band.