From the "That Darned Cat from Hell" department comes this:
Residents of the neighborhood of Sunset Circle say they have been terrorized by a crazy cat named Lewis. Lewis for his part has been uniquely cited, personally issued a restraining order by the town's animal control officer.
A restraining order? You can't give the cat a restraining order. You can give the owners the restraining order, but not the cat - can you?
"He looks like Felix the Cat and has six toes on each foot, each with a long claw," Janet Kettman, a neighbor said Monday. "They are formidable weapons."
It sounds like it's time for the cat-from-hell to get a de-claw.
The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.
Aw, don't mind Fluffy. He's friendly, EXCEPT WHEN HIS CLAWS ARE BURIED DEEP IN YOUR FLESH AND TEETH ARE FIRMLY EMBEDDED IN YOUR FEMUR!
Cats can be bad-ass animals and tough-guy dogs are often scared of them. After all, who wants to get a cat-swat across the snout? Just ask these guys:
HT to my non-eldest Powersister.