Seeing as it's Valentine's Day, I couldn't resist posting this:
An Argentinian couple have been arrested for having sex opposite a mayor's office in broad daylight.
The man and woman, in their mid-30s, stripped completely naked to have sex on a bench by the Nahuel Huapi river in Bariloche.
And when police officers arrived to arrest them, they demanded to be allowed to finish what they were doing.
A crowd gathered and cheered the couple on - but the Mayor of Bariloche said he was shocked by the spectacle.
The woman told police she had always fantasised about having sex outside the mayor's office while politicians were working inside.
Okaaay. File that one under "kinky."
Assuming this is true (they are, after all, in their mid 30's, an age where hormones aren't exactly raging), that must have been one heckuva fantasy. You'd think the likelihood of getting caught would be rather high, eh?