♪♫ Reeeeeeeeeeeeal men of geeeeeeniuuuuus ♪♫,
Here's to you, Mr. Nanny State FDA Regulator.
♪♫ Mr. Nanny State FDA Regulator! ♪♫
You have decided that we, the members of the common clave, people of the land - you know, morons - eat too much salt and must be protected from ourselves.
♪♫ I’ve got hypertension! ♪♫
So you are going to make food companies take the salt out of our processed food, our lunchmeats, our soups, our cheese - gradually, so that we won’t notice a difference.
♪♫ No taste left! ♪♫
But you should know we’re more attentive and clever than you realize, and we have the ability to season our own food, even if that means putting on more salt.
♪♫ Where’s my salt shaker? ♪♫
But because you are so smart and know what’s best for us, you’ll continue to dictate, legislate, and regulate like it’s going out of style, to mold us into your vision of perfection, all on the taxpayers’ backs. So here’s to you, Mr. Nanny State FDA Regulator.
♪♫ Mr. Nanny State FDA Regulaaaaaaaaaaatoooooooooooor! ♪♫
Inspired by this and with all due apologies to the Anheuser-Busch corporation and Bud Light.